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~ Monday, December 24 ~
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MIDI LUNES EDICION DE NOCHEBUENA: Mi Burrito Sabanero

We here at NetscapeNav want to acknowledge that Christmas is something celebrated by millions upon millions of people all in their own unique way all across the globe. In an effort to be understanding and cool we here at NetscapeNav are going to acknowledge that not just white people have annoying Christmas songs to enjoy. We Latinos do too and here is one of those songs to celebrate the birth of Our Lord and Savior J-Naz*. And better yet it’s a MIDI. And no it’s not Feliz Navidad. Fuck you if you thought that. 





*We here at NetscapeNav don’t actually make any sort of stand or take any real position on the divinity and validity of any religion or religious figure. However damn if that doesn’t sound like the most ballin ass thing to be referred to. In fact we request that from now NetscapeNav be refered to as “Our Lords and Saviors Netscape Navigators” 

EN MI BURRITO SABANERO VOY CAMINO DE BELEN. EN MI BURRITO SABANERO VOY COMINO DE BELEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SI ME VEN SI ME VEN VOY CAMINO DE BELEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SI ME VEN SI ME VEN VOY CAMINO DE BELEN TUKI TUQUI TUQUI TUQUI, TUQUI TUQUI TUQUI TA APURATE MI BURRITO QUE LA VAMOS A LLEGARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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~ Monday, November 5 ~
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midi monday: green day - boulevard of broken dreams

we here at netscape navigators don’t want to specifically endorse anyone for president, but when you go to the polls tomorrow i just want you to think about the fact that voting for romney may have an effect on this country you never even considered: green day making another american idiot. i know nobody wants that, so i hope all of you will make the right choice.

ISSUES THE LAMESTREAM MEDIA CHOOSES TO IGNORE! 

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~ Tuesday, October 23 ~
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MIDI MONDAY: Ace of Base - The Sign

Do you remember that episode of Full House where Stephanie, Kimmy Gibbler, Stephanie’s hot friend and some random ass girl start a band and decide to play this song? And uncle Jessie becomes a control freak trying to get them to practice and they instead go

“hellz no uncle Jessie we won’t practice, you’re just a lame dad in your 30s with kids who somehow still thinks that liking Elvis is 1995 is the ultimate in bad ass rebel when it’s not and lulz you totally sold out anyways! I bet you drive a mini van now and how rock roll is writing commercial jingles with a creepy Canadian who dumped Alanis Morissette. So i mean really what do you know about making it? Like what ever happened to the Rippers? Big success there right?. LULZ LOSER”

And they don’t actually practice and go play at that club where apparently kids are allowed in all the time (how cool) and bomb totally? Well this midi sounds just like them bombing. And for that I am thankful! ENJOY! 

I consider this my greatest Midi Monday failure. It had it all really. An amazingly bad MIDI, a “funny” write up, and pandering to the 90s kids. This is a sure fire formula that actually never really fully works. So it goes I guess. 

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~ Tuesday, September 25 ~
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MIDI Monday: Linkin Park -One Step Closer

It’s Monday here and we’ve decided it’s time to channel our inner angry 15 year old circa 2001. You know our parents just don’t understand us and teachers are just mindless drones and isn’t this shirt I got at hot topic just speak to my rage and originality? I’m going to go and get a pretzel and stare at all the mindless losers at the mall while listening to Korn on my discman player. LATER ASSHOLES. 

Since ive decided i’m going to make a cover for it i will probably take a day or two to make it so for now here is a midi to hold you over. So you know bust out your baggie pants and chain wallets and listen. 

Tags: Midi Monday Linkin Park One Step Closer Internet Arch NetscapeNAV ANGRY RAGE
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~ Tuesday, July 3 ~
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MIDI MONDAY: Metallica - Ride the Lightning 

I want to say that this is fucking epic man! FUCKING EPIC! METALLICA!!!!!

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~ Monday, June 18 ~
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midi monday: evanescence - bring me to life

it’s your first day at school. 8th grade. junior high. you’re a little nervous but you try not to show it. you smooth back your hair. it’s straight, long and black as night. your friends call you raven, because you told them to. you carry your portable cd player discreetly in the front pocket of your linkin park hoodie. evanescence’s fallen is on repeat, as it has been all summer long. you walk into the bathroom. check your eyeliner in the mirror. perfection. you untuck your pentagram necklace from inside your shirt and lay it proudly against your chest. no more body glitter, platform wedges or cheerleading camp. there is only darkness now. my spirit sleeping somewhere cold, you mouth along with amy lee. a girl comes out of the stall behind you and makes a face when she sees your striped kneesocks and puffy skirt that you got at hot topic. you sneer back at her. fuck off, prep.

I am very proud of Stacia for writing this. And for picking this. Stacia is cool guys. Also follow us if you don’t. 

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~ Monday, May 14 ~
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Midi Monday: Bonnie Tyler -Total Eclipse of the Heart

We had originally planned something completely different for MIDI Monday but sometimes the best plans are ruined when a MIDI speaks to you. This MIDI spoke to me and it said so very very much. Give it a listen and see what it says to you. 

I was original going to do a One Direction MIDI that included a Top 10 facts about One Direction. It will still be done next week (TELL ME FACTS THAT ARE WEIRD AND I MAY PUT THEM ON THE LIST BECAUSE I DON’T LIKE ALL 10 I HAVE. THEY NEED TO BE TRUE THOUGH!)  because I love the idea but as soon as I heard this MIDI last night I knew it was what needed to be heard today. Isn’t it just beautiful? It’s like the angels singing! A MIDI playing in the background rarely has moved me as much. Whoever made this MIDI on their keyboard back in the late 90s delivered a virtuoso performance the kind really does need to be remembered. 

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~ Monday, May 7 ~
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midi monday: the carpenters - superstar

if you thought the carpenters couldn’t get more cheesy, well how wrong you were! all one had to do is put it in midi form and bam. double cheeseburger. the highlight is of course that karen carpenter’s lovely timbre is replaced by fake saxaphone noises. you know you love them though. midis and the carpenters. don’t tell us you’re not belting out the chorus right now. we at netscape navigators can hear you all the way from your shitty apartment in sometown, usa, sitting in front of the mirror, hairbrush in hand… DON’T YOU REMEMBER YOU TOLD ME YOU LOVED ME BABAAAAAAAAAY

I always love the contrast of when Stacia does MIDI Monday in comparison to me doing it. This is also a great midi. Someone let’s get drunk on cheap white wine and slow dance to this as it storms! It seems dramatic.

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